GANDLAF- Sorry,I was just looking through my. (Never mind, well I say what does your heart tell you?) (Well, Frodo, you’re not exactly NATURAL yourself are you?) (Gee, that’s a tough one! Well, have you checked the script?)įRODO- Yep and it says we go to Mac Donalds, but it just doesn’t seem natural! (I heard you talking about me.what do you want)įRODO- Well, you see we’re a bit stuck…Legolas thinks we are going to Mac Donalds and Sam says we should go to Burger King! GANDALF- Dunno, must be a brother of Faramir, son of Denathor, Man of Gondor, dumb idiot thing…. (Honestly, you guys are way behind on schedule! You should have almost reached Boromir’s death place…your not even at the Mines of Moria yet!!) MERRY- Hey haven’t we heard that somewhere before?īOROMIR- Hey how come no-one ever agrees with me? LEGOLAS- For once I agree with the Dwarf… PIPPIN- Dunno…just follow Gandalf’s lead…Bad ideaĪRAGORN- I know! Lets like ask the funky lady dude in those bracket things…. Gee, the Elf-dude was right!īOROMIR- Lets ask that nice lady in brackets!

GANDALF- Dunno, must be a Ringbearer thing.įRODO- Lets see….Attack of the Giant Turtle….gay scene….Sam hears weird voice-over thingy…gay scene….AH! Here we go! Council of Elrond….Mount Ketchup? GANDALF- Somehow that doesn’t seem right….įRODO- Lets check the script (pulls out script from pocket)īOROMIR- He has a SCRIPT?! How come I don’t have one!? LEGOLAS- Yes, You heard Elrond, we’ve gotta get to Mac Donald’s and throw the ring into the fires of Mount Ketchup! LEGOLAS- We can’t go to Burger King, we’ve gotta get to the big M! SAM- Let’s go to Burger King, you insane weirdo!ĪRAGORN- Okay,okay keep your wig on little dude! SAM- She was right…….Aragorn, we must follow the sign of GOD!! (Boromir looks up at the MASSIVE Burger King sign above them)

LEGOLAS- (To Gandalf) Remember, I want him DEAD! Don’t think I’ve given in to his twisted ways!īOROMIR- From all your surprised exclamations I have come to the conclusion that you have seen something of great interest! GANDALF- Oh please! Will you two get a room!ĪRAGORN- Don’t look at me,dude! This is that evil turtle’s doing!įRODO- (grabs Aragorn’s arm) It was the turtle that brought us together! GALADRIEL V.O- Now go in peace Samwise Gamgee….and remembr to take your wallet – those burgers don’t come cheap! GALADRIEL V.O- No…BURGER KING!!! You shall be healed by the great and wonderful double cheese and bacon burger… GALADRIEL V.O- I am? Oh well being a bit early never hurt anyone! Now, where was I? Oh yes…soon you will forget all your troubles when you come acros a great joy… SAM- Lady Galadriel? But wait arn’t you spose to come into the story later?

The lord of the rings ring sketch